And then there is the EVIL wooden holey paddle. This little monster is probably going to replace the hairbrush for corrective actions. Hubby just barely let the paddle fall on my behind and it stung and made me jump. I'm sure he will want to play with it some more to see how much I can take. I like some wooden implement play, but this one is going to take some getting used to! It's much quieter than the hairbrush.
Of course I had to try out a cane. I must say that I'm not too thrilled with it. It doesn't sting so much as hurt like the dickens. I can't put it in the stingy or the thuddy category. It's different than that. I imagine that I could get used to it if we played with it in the right way, but I definitely don't want to use it for a corrective action. It also makes me glad I stayed away from anything like the Loopy Johnny! We will have to be careful with this one... Extremely quiet except for my squeals of fear.
So now you've met my new frienemies (btw I hate that term but I didn't know how else to describe them). We will see who I end up hating/loving. They are all very well made and I think they will last a very long time. Shipping was super fast! Visit Cane-iac for all your spanking needs. I know I will go back again! (No, I'm not a reviewer. I bought everything I got from their store. They don't even know I'm writing this.)
We now have a new problem though. We need a bigger box! It's full of goodies and the newest ones don't quite fit all the way in. I'm thinking a box with a lock on it would be good. Then we could keep it under the bed instead of trying to hide it in the closet. Anyone have any suggestions?
I do have to blame all of this on one lovely lady... Bonnie of My Bottom Smarts is such a great connector. I've gotten to read all kinds of blogs I never would've found and I definitely would not have met my new
Yeeouch! Well it sounds like you had a fun afternoon at least. You definitely need a more special box than your shoe box..lol..I nice wood or leather chest perhaps? Heck if you get one big enough you can have it at the end of your bed like a blanket box! Then hubby could sit on it too ;) See how great I am at spending your money?
ReplyDeleteLol Wilma! Those are some great ideas. As long as it's lockable! I guess I'm gonna have to take you with me shopping. ;) ((hugs))
DeleteYikes LM -
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you want to have these things on hand?!
I am thinking.....eeeek!
You got a good girl spanking? Oh.......with the kissing and the ear whispering and the caresses? I love that. The holding and the touching....
I love that so much. That used to be called maintenance at our house,...sigh.
Lucky girl.....:)
Happy for you, Sweetie,
lillie hugs
Goodness Lillian... You get THOSE kind of good girl spankings? I'm afraid we wouldn't last 30 seconds if we did it that way! Hubby just checks in with me every once in a while to see how I'm doing. My usual answer is YUMMY. I'm gonna have to tell him about kissing and ear whispering and caresses and holding and touching! (((((Hugs))))
DeleteHi LM,
ReplyDeleteThank you for your kind praise. I'm delighted to be able to create connections among people who might otherwise not have met.
OK, that wooden paddle with the holes looks deadly. It might be quieter than the hairbrush, but the same may not be said for you. OUCH!
The tawse looks intriguing. For all our toys, we don't have anything quite like that.
I was amused by the box conundrum. We had a variety of boxes, then a drawer, then a drawer and a half. Now that our daughter is on her own, we have spanking implements stashed all over the house. Bottom line - this problem only gets worse with time.
Hugs,
Bonnie
Bonnie, you are the best and that's all there is to it!
DeleteThe wooden paddle will probably be for discipline as it packs quite a sting. The tawse needs softening for sure.
Our kids are only 5 & 7, so we have years of hiding still left to go. I need locks!
(((hugs)))
We keep all our fun toys in a tool box that fits under the bed. It has a nice lock on it for safe keeping, and it has lots of room to add more toys in the future!! ;)
ReplyDeleteHave fun with your new purchases!
Emma
Hi Emma! That sounds like a great idea! I will have to take a look around and see what I can find...
DeleteYikes LM, you are definitely braver than me - sounds like you had a fun time. Gotta love those good girl spankings eh :)
ReplyDeleteI agree with Lillie - are you really sure you want all the implements nice and handy? Lol.
Wilma's suggestion gave me a giggle. You definitely need to upgrade the implement box. A blanket box that hubby can also sit on to deliver a spanking sounds perfect :)
There is a fine line between brave and dumb... I'm going to have to look into this blanket box thingie. Thanks Roz! ((hugs))
DeleteI've always used a large "karate bag" to keep implements in.
ReplyDeleteIt works very well because it's a larger bag that's longer then most so it can hold longer paddles, canes etc...
I almost missed that you were posting a thanks Bonnie post :)
Happy Bonnie Appreciation Day!
MrBB
Oh but I couldn't keep the kidlets out of it. And the kittens... I almost missed that it was Bonnie Appreciation Day. Eek!
DeleteI have that first one! It is my favorite absolutely YUMMY toy! And I'm kinda ashamed to admit...Ward and I HAVE a blanket box (Roz) :"> Told ya, we're DD, but we are HUGE spankos, too.
ReplyDeleteIs your tawse all softened up? Is it more even on the sting? This blanket box idea is looking better and better... ((hugs))
DeleteWe oiled it to help it soften up (you can use mink oil or something like that - or some of the stuff you can find in a tack shop), which makes the wrap/caress even more lovely - I like sting, can you tell, lol.(((hugs)))
DeleteThere is a tack shop nearby. I will stop there today to see what they have. Thanks! I like sting too!
DeleteEEEK!!! That holey wooden paddle looks an awful lot like the one we have...and it's definitely awful.
ReplyDeleteI remember reading about that. I think it's all in the intent. If we are playing, I can and have taken an awful lot. If it were for corrective action, I would run screaming... (((hugs))) I miss you Tess!
DeleteNew toys! How fun! And ouchy! lol
ReplyDeleteBut fun!!! Or is it Butt fun...hmmm... ;) ((hugs))
DeleteYou are one brave lady!
ReplyDeleteOh but there is a fine line between brave and stupid! I think I'm dancing on it.
Delete((hugs))
Maybe you guys can help me? I'm trying to find the right word for something. You know when you want sex, you say "I'm Horny." There's no denying what it means, no confusing it with any other desire. Being 'horny' means only one thing. Well there needs to be a word for when you just need a spanking!! I don't care if it's made up or an actual word. But there must be something that says, "I NEED a spanking! I'm feeling rambunctious and naughty and tumultuous and insecure and stressed out and there's only one thing I need and want that will calm me down! PUT ME OVER YOUR KNEE!" My husband and I have been trying to think of a word. The only thing I can come up with that's close is "Spanksual" (Spank-Shoo-ul). But it's not quite right. It's more like for use as in "Just looking at the collection of implements gets me thinking Spanksual thoughts." It's not quite how to describe the 'Horny' Need/Wanton Desire for the only thing that will satisfy it. Any ideas??
ReplyDelete-Ses Q. Padalian
I'm making your comment into a post. It's too good not too!
DeleteWow! I appreciate it very much! Thank you. 'It' definitely needs a Word of it's own!!
ReplyDelete-Ses Q, The Word Nerd